Best Programmer T-Shirts

It’s holiday time, and what better way to reward your favorite programmer geek than with a T-shirt?  Following are some of my favorite programmer T-shirts:
Java Programmers Change Lightbulb

Front:  How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Back:  You&rsquo

It’s holiday time, and what better way to reward your favorite programmer geek than with a T-shirt?  Following are some of my favorite programmer T-shirts:

Java Programmers Change Lightbulb

Front:  How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Back:  You’re still thinking procedurally.  A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class, so all you’d have to do is send a light bulb change message.
 

I Manage Programmers

Front:  I manage programmers freakin’ primadonnas!!
 

Will Code for Food

Front:  Will Write Code For Food.

Back:  It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety. — Isaac Asimov
 

Bigger & Better Idiots

Front:  As programmers create bigger & better idiot proof programs, so the universe creates bigger & better idiots!
 

Multi-Threaded

Front:  multithreaded t-shirt
 

Don’t Panic

Front:  DON’T PANIC!  I’m a programmer
 

Programmers Never Die

Front:  Programmers never die:  They just GOSUB without RETURN.
 

PHP

Front & Back:  PHP  pretty hot programmer
 

Do It in Binary

Front:  PROGRAMMERS DO IT IN BINARY
 

Pale Skinny Guys

Front:  Chicks dig pale skinny guys that write code.
 

More RAM

Front:  Geeks do it with more RAM
 

Will Not Fix Your Computer

Front:  No, I will not fix your computer.
 

Future Programmer

Front:  Future Computer Programmer
 

Programming is an Art Form

Front:  Programming is an art form that fights back.
 

ASCII Stupid Question

Front:  ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
 

Please Don’t Tell Mama

Front:  Please don’t tell mama I’m a programmer — she still thinks I’m playing piano in a cathouse…
 

Give Me a Few Pointers

Front:  School of Computer Science

Back:  (cartoon)  Man, I suck at this game.  Can you give me a few pointers?

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I hate you.
 

Definition of a Programmer

Front:  pro’ gram mer (n.)  An organism that converts caffeine into code.
 

No Place Like Home

Front:  There’s no place like 127.0.0.1
 

Programmer Riddle

Front:  Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

Back:  Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

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If Whitespace Was Truly White

Front:  If whitespace was truly white… it would show up on a black background.
 

If You Don’t Like My Attitude

Front:  Tech #710  If you don’t like my attitude call: 1-800-555-RTFM
  

Change the World

Front:  <I tried to change the world, but I couldn’t find the source code>