Blonde Joke (Sorry ladies past week was our turn today its yours)

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  • 10 years ago

    A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

     

     

    She opened it then slammed it shut & stormed back in the house.

     

     

    A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

     

     

    As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

     

     

    Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

     

     

    To which she replied, "There certainly is!"

     

     

     

    (Are you ready? This is a beauty...)

     

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    My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."

  • 10 years ago
    One more insult for ladies....

    1) What is the difference between women and puppies?
    A: Puppies grow up.

    2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?
    Answer: Because they are...


    3) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles?
    Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.


    4) If you drop a woman and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit
    the ground first?
    Answer: Who cares?????.....



    5) What did God say after he created man? (This ones THE BEST)
    Answer: It is just perfect, even I can't do better than this! And then
    he created a woman



    6) What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO?
    Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.


    7) What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?
    Answers: i) no mind ii) no business


    8) What makes women chase men when they have no intention of marrying?
    Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles when they have no
    intention of driving..!!



    HE HE HE. HA HA HA....................................!!!





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