a couple of old computer jokes

  • 15 years ago

    Q1.
    What's the difference between a computer and a modern woman?
    A1.
    A modern women won't accept a three and a half inch floppy.


    Q2.
    What's the difference between a computer and a woman?
    A2.
    You only have to punch the information in once into a computer.
    (Please note, this only a joke and does not express my views. Sorry if I have offended anyone)


    http://www.computerjokes.net/020.htm

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