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  14 years ago

  by Kassem

  Kassem Baalbaki

  Riyadh, Saudi Arabia

  Joined 14 years ago

  TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

  MARIA: Here it is!

  TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

  CLASS: Maria!

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  TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?

  FRANK: Because of the sign.

  TEACHER: What sign?

  FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow".

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  TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

  JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables!

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  TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"

  GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"

  TEACHER: No, that's wrong

  GLENN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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  TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

  DONALD: H I J K L M N O!!

  TEACHER: What are you talking about?

  DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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  TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

  WINNIE: Me!

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  TEACHER: Goss, why do you always get so dirty?

  GOSS: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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  TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I".

  MILLIE: I is ...

  TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am".

  MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet".

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  TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?

  TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time".

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  TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

  LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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  TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

  SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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  TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

  CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog!!

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  TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

  HAROLD: A teacher

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