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  • 13 years ago

    A man recently married his Girl Friend and he faced some problems, so he called Microsoft Technical Support...

    Dear Microsoft Technical Support:

    I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began giving unexpected errors and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure.

    In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and
    launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity.

    Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Football 5.3 no longer run and crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate Saturday Sports
    Bar 6.3 always fails but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead.

    I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to
    run any of my favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to
    Girlfriend 7.0 but uninstall doesn't work on this program.

    With regards,


    Dear Joe,

    This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding. Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0
    to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Whereas Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its creator
    to runeverything.

    You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to
    Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this and it is
    impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the

    system once installed.

    Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or wife 2.0 but have
    ended up with even more problems. (See in manual under alimony Support and Solicitors Fees).

    Having Wife 1.0 installed myself I recommend you keep it installed and deal with the difficulties as best you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the C: \I APOLOGISE program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-key.

    It may be necessary to run C:\ I APOLOGISE a number of times but
    hopefully eventually the operating system will return to normal. Wife
    1.0 although a very high maintenance program can be very rewarding.

    To get the most out of it consider buying additional software such as
    Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not under any circumstances install Secretary 36.24.36 (Short Skirt version) as this is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly crash.

    Thank you for using the program!!

    With Regards
    Micro-Soft Help DESK

  • 13 years ago

    I am sure Divorce V3 is the best tool available in the market which resolve such a problem



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